• *friend sees me drunk and leaning on the wall*
  • friend: you good?
  • *i look up slowly*
  • me: are YOU GOOD?! shit im just chillin


*keeps hand on gear stick even tho i drive an automatic*

I’m not drunk I’m chillin
me when I’m drunk (via joseguwop)



Why I keep smelling weed in my living room 👀

i’m in there with your parents getting high as hell